WELCOME TO THE WORLD'S GREATEST & CHEAPEST FILM SCHOOL (pOdcast)
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The Royal Blockbuster Film School Academy, built by love, drugs and hope is taught exclusively by Alex Bonner and Nicholas Souder: two former Blockbuster Video employees, film school sorta graduates, and current terrible filmmakers.
If you are a cadet of the world’s greatest film school, you will live in the glory of robots, sex, mayhem, comedy, tragedy and soft core drama for a billion years. Long may the Blockbuster Film School live. Blockbuster night blue Polo, perfectly fitted chinos, and aisles of movie boxes in the celestial library lives just above your consciousness. Welcome to the party, pal. You’ve made it.
YOUR FILM SCHOOL PROFESSORS:
Alex Bonner
Attended Harvard, then John Hopkins, and was a ground breaking neurosurgeon before he was framed for murder by a jackass with one arm. He eventually, through the power of perseverance and the magic of Odin: god of sky and time, overcame all that bullshit to go on and graduate from Columbia Clown College Chicago for film after woking at Blockbuster Video in the early two thousands. He has published books, sold screenplays, and directed music videos that no one likes. No one. He is trapped in Chicago until his true love returns and kisses him and the curse is lifted.
Nicholas Souder
Nicholas Souder is a writer, photographer, editor, talking head, and restaurant worker from Chicago. He hosts the Kill Yr Idols Reading Series and co-hosts the Erin Rose Has Never Seen It podcast. His writing has appeared in the Columbia Poetry Review and the chapbook Trash Bird. His therapist forgot to charge him once and he still feels terrible but can’t afford to mention it.
“Super Producer” Brian Tepps
Brian Tepps is a musician, editor, audio engineer, and super producer. He made his first synth at fourteen years old. His bands have played across the country including The Metro supporting Pup. He may or not be a vampire.